January 2011
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December 2010
You can't just go up to that person and go "Hi,...
Did you know lobsters are arthropods, which is...
“Yes, lobsteris in fact related to the cockroach. They come from the same line of Crustaceans and of the animal food chain. In fact they actually eat the same things…dead plants and bacteria are one of their most favorite meals.”
That awkward moment when you cough and fart from...
First I’m like. hehe
Then someone notices
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Next glee episode on Feb 6, 2011?
Bu…bu…buuh…But I want to watch it now =’<
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Anonymous asked: What is your favorite tv show?
Anonymous asked: What is your favorite tv show?
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"I'll wait until we've exhausted every 'date'...
I think it makes for better sex when you have a cosmic connection with someone you know, love and truly care about.”
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TMI
I have used spit as lube as a last resort.
I am cut.
I have done the # 1 & 2 in front of my ex before. Not as a show, but when they casually come in to use the sink I’m apparently there to watch.
I turn into this dumb sassy bitch when I’m drunk.
The part of my body I wish was smaller is my nose.
I love sniffing food before I eat it, unless it smells like shit then I...
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Yeah, being used isn't what I expected.
Of course it hurts being used and thrown away like some piece of trash; but what would you expect from shady jerks? Right? I guess some relationships weren’t meant to be. Most people are happy to hook up, but right after it’s like “I never want to see you again, or I don’t really want to talk to you right now”. I can move on from that, however disrespecting me by trying to hook me up with...
I swear everytime I say life sucks, It’s almost as...
I swear everytime I say life sucks, It’s almost as...
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TYPE LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME....
mis-anthrope asked: WHY DID U SAY NO
kimmychau asked: No what?
kimmychau asked: No what?
Anonymous asked: omg jerk me off plzzzz
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Annoying the French teacher.
Almost everyone in the class didn’t like him or just didn’t care. And trust me if you saw him you wouldn’t like him too, he was so conceited, up-tight, and just plain mean. Mr. O had this suggestion box and told us if we had any concerns or questions about personal or homework-wise problems. So before we went into French class a few of my friends and I prepared some...
Anonymous asked: Make a tinychat/tokbox so i can vigorously fapp off. <3 You can fapp off too, we'll have an orgy on cam and record it. Jk but make one. <3
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viitwo-deactivated20110115 asked: Look what i found http://www.newconservatoryofmusic.ca/pdffiles/musicfestival2008.pdf
Dude thats amazing. =O I'm still in awe...
Dude thats amazing. =O I'm still in awe...
Anonymous asked: Why were you in the newspaper?
Anonymous asked: You were in the newspaper? Is that real?
Pokemon nightmare
I was in my old apartment running in the stairwell from an Ivysaur and a Hitmonlee. I kept jumping down the steps to get away from them faster. But Ivysaur kept using vine-whip to grab the railings to get closer, while Hitmonlee was on its back. I reached the basement and ran into the laundry room, but for some reason only Ivysaur dashed in. As I ran through the isles of washing machines and...
Because of tumblr I edit and spell check twice as...
Everyone's seems to be hooking through Tumblr....
illestboyeva:
Don’t worry, I’m guilty too.
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When your singing loud as hell alone in a room and...
aj-devera asked: I wany to meet you :D
but you live all the way in Canada T^T
but you live all the way in Canada T^T
=.=
Sometimes you look at a post or a picture on tumblr and you try to think of something sarcastically funny to say…
but after you’re like
NVM, fuck it….
aj-devera asked: I wany to meet you :D
but you live all the way in Canada T^T
but you live all the way in Canada T^T
Anonymous asked: SEE, DAD THINKS I'M A MAN!
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It's true, Toronto throws the best street parties...
