February 2011
WatchThis is why no one wants to hang out with me at my house. 1. My inner gay shows. It’s when I get all sassy and I start bitching when drama starts during a show. (I was watching the new episode of P.L.L.) 2. My voice is friggin annoying as hell! Do you hear how my voice cracks? Yeah…annoying. 3. And my mom….. No need for explanation. (I got in trouble because of my cell phone...
January 2011
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It's okay, it's not the first time I was shut down...
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Every woman who suffers low self esteem or feel...
Today I heard someone say "tumblr is so...
and just went along with my day. =]
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He asked me out, but I had to turned him down...
I’ll never get the chance again! EVER! Now I think he hates me…
Right when I press one wrong number on my...
SANA SA + MOM = ROFLCOPTER!
*watching the Paris Hilton and Nicole sing Sana Sa*
Me: SANA SAAA SANA SAAAAH SANA SA SA SANNA SA
Mom: AJ! SHUT UP!
Me: -LMFAO EL OH EL'ING-
*I go into the kitchen to wash the dishes*
*softly sings*
Me: sana saaa sana saaah sana sa sa sana sa
Mom: Aj if you don't shut up I'm going to sana sa your face.
~
Me: Hey mom you wanna join my singing group?
Mom: No
Me: Why?
Mom: Why do I need to be in your group?
Me: So you can sing the last part of the song!
Mom: What part?
Me: SANAAA SAAAAAAAAA SA SA SA SA SANA SAAAAA
Mom: SHUUUUUUUT UP AJ!
Me: -LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO -snickering in the background-
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WatchDID I STAND UP?! YOU DECIDE!
“INCEPTION”
- BUH BUH BUMMMMMMMM -
YOU SEE ME DRIVING 'ROUND TOWN WITH THE GUY YOU...
-hpotter:
AND I’M LIKE:
Lady Gaga's new perfume scent will smell like...
“And she has ordered the makers to base the scent on bodily fluids.” http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/hollywood/news-interviews/Gagas-perfume-to-smell-of-blood-sweat-semen/articleshow/7378480.cms
OKAY! Before I forget I need to make this post...
I MADE OUT WITH MIKE “THE SITUATION” in my dream! wow…
So Jwow, Snooki, Mike and I were playing truth and dare in the living room. And it was Mike’s turn. Snooki dared Mike to make-out with me for at least five seconds. So yeah Mike’s reaction was like “Nooooo, WTF?!” then he paused, looked at me and made the move….. And everyone went crazy haha....
Guys I'm high/drunk/hyper again....
I feel like I’m on crack! WTF….
I hope you guys don't mind random msgs in your...
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Why did I just noticed this now?
Coca Cola = Canadian Flag (Red and White) Pepsi = American Flag (Red, Blue and White)
This is addressed to the hypocrites on tumblr!
I don’t know if you guys saw the picture/drawing of “love having no boundaries” and that love is love no matter what. Whether if it’s two men/women, the age difference between two people, and religion. Because I see the same people re-blogging that “love has no boundaries” picture, then re-blogging the picture of this grandmother wanting to have a child with her...
If only I recorded the stupid shit I do...
All of you would be like:
and
OMG My man tits bounce!
So I was dancing to club music shirtless in my room, in front of my mirror. You know partying hard…alone…in my room. *sigh*
And I started to grind, booty shake, ocho-ocho, and fist pump. I discovered that when I fist pump I tend to jump, and when I jump my cleavage bounces! I covered my chest in disgust and gave that “ugh” sound. And obnoxiously shouted out loud,...
I can feel the adrenaline in my heart when I see...
Now every picture I see there's a 90% chance I'll...
You never know what subliminal messages tumblr could be hiding.
Watch
Say these words:
Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught
Now answer these questions:
▪ What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
▪ What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
▪ What...
I twitch when I'm almost done pissing...
So I have this photo shoot on Saturday
And there’s this guy who helps with the studio…. One word: GORGEOUS! I swear he is pure eye-candy, if I saw him everyday I would have diabetes by now! This is me every time I see him:
*sigh*
Anonymous asked: FAG! Go to hell!
TMI (Note for new followers: You probably might...
If I’m cuddling with you I would probably bite your arm, neck or ear. I have this thing for biting bi-ceps.
If we were under bed sheets I tend to tease by letting my hands wander. But if I really want it…. I’ll go under the sheets take off your pants, bite your underwear off and get some. I’ll hold your wrists to the bed if I need to.
I didn’t know what jerking off...
WatchWho wants to see my Grade 8 substitute teacher do stand up comedy? THIS GUY IS FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!
Anonymous asked: I'm going to be dreaming about your ass tonight.
pnoiknight asked: hey you look tired why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up n___n
A fuck buddy would be nice right about now.
cause being home alone sucks… I JUST WANNA SMUSH! AND HAVE A ‘GOOD TIME’!
notacceptable-deactivated201103 asked: *Summoning Justsu*
*Summons Gamabunta the Frog*
*He uses his tongue and grabs both you and your bison*
*Jumps*
*Grabs you*
*hugs you*
*Summoning jutsu*
*Summons a piles of fluffy pillow*
*We land on it, I pin you down and give you a kiss on the forehead*
*SMILES*
*Summons Gamabunta the Frog*
*He uses his tongue and grabs both you and your bison*
*Jumps*
*Grabs you*
*hugs you*
*Summoning jutsu*
*Summons a piles of fluffy pillow*
*We land on it, I pin you down and give you a kiss on the forehead*
*SMILES*
I see so many people saying they're butthurt
I guess people be getting their ‘anal’ on
There are times when I don't need money and my mom...
When I do need money for something important she’ll be like:
I love how anytime someone says "ew" to something...
“Your face is ew!”
And everyone would be like:
bananacubes asked: Yo I want to see you. Anyway have you seen Black Swan yet?
Lock the bedroom door and dance like a...
am i the only one?
If a guy treats you like crap and you stay, don't...
I’ll just stare at you with a blank face, nodding my head saying…
Sometimes a guy just needs to scratch their...
Oh the relief!
When someone I don't know replies to my status on...
Especially when the comment is irrelevant to my status. Bitch, where the hell did you come from? Who are you?!
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"Sometimes the things we complain most about, are...
Anonymous asked: What does it feel like when you're getting rimmed?
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Real men like curves. Only dogs like bones.